The Animated Animals of Gio Farm 54 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.742 billion Gio Farm 54ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Public Transport receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The strong Gio Farm 54ian economy, worth 702 trillion cards a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,318 cards, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, office thieves tell their employers kleptomania is a pregnancy symptom, and balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Gio Farm 54's national animal is the farm, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gio Farm 54 is ranked 198,792^nd in the world and 273^rd in Giovanniland for Highest Food Quality, scoring 12.02 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.